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Well, I do and it sure seems like God has finally answered my prayer. But I think we'd make a great pair. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pussy. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
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People love it so much that there are salons where all they do is shove people in ovens or hose them down with orange goo to give them the radiant glow they so desire. Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D. You might not be a Bulls fan. I'm a zombie, can I eat you out? You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are! Cause this must be heaven! So when can I take you to the diner? I'm going to make you breakfast. Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
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Being rich makes up for a lot of physical disadvantages. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear Can I park my car in your garage? How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No. Pause My house you weirdo! But in the night, they're on my floor. The way you say it is going to make all the difference in the moment. What were your other two wishes? You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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