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We'll unban it and it should get better. Thanks for making and posting it for others to benefit from. I mean really all this publicity is great for him! It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us.

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101 Badass Quotes About Life

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Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in. Doubt those who find it. So I called him a horses arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. The ones who see things differently.

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Be afraid not to try. Therefore, when capable, feign incapacity; when active, inactivity. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers, pray for powers equal to your tasks. Submissions in which the humor can be conveyed via text alone are not allowed. Abraham Lincoln My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

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And the women just won't leave the poor guy alone. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. He'd rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Boy: So, sex at my place? If you are not the author of the comic in question, you may only submit links to the page where it is hosted. You want to travel,I want you to go. Thanks for sharing x 23. I will not fall in love with your bones or skin.

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Love is not about possession. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face. But it's more of an insult than a 'joke' To me, it sounds more blunt and only a very dumb person would not know it's a sarcasm. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself. We are all meant to shine, as children do.

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When he concentrates, prepare against him; where he is strong, avoid him. Our problem is that people all over the world have obeyed the dictates of leaders and millions have been killed because of this obedience. I'll bet I could give it for you. Any road will take you there! Realize the strength, move on. Anything involving politics or a political figure regardless of context will be removed.


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Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics. His family are lucky to have him and so are his friends. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. I never mind what I speak. Now there are twenty singles. English ~everything is shortened anyway brb,idk,lol. She calls me her sixty second lover.

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How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs? Read the full collection of the funny Facebook statuses and tell us what you think. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Show respect to all people and grovel to none. Want to see with these posts? However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The co-worker accepted the challenge. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season.

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101 Badass Quotes About Life

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Mediocre practice gives you mediocre technique. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet Shit could be worse Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless Come in like the wind and leave like lightning. A few nights later, his buddy Earl awoke to the sound of Bob's voice from beyond. Its gettin pretty scary cos its turning into Wankbook. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love.

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At the last house, a woman watched the two men from her kitchen window as they checked her gas meter. The more you chase it the more it will elude you. You might just find one. Most people exist, that is all. I have met Justin and he is the nicest, sweetest and most down to earth guy I have ever met in my life! Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. So shut up and mind your own buisness, kay? I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. All posts must make an attempt at humor.

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