Because I just broke my leg falling for you. Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts? You can't have a soul mate if you don't have a soul. So then I tried the female condom, and found that to be 99% effective. Q: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night? A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party? Since you have no soul and it has to be a sin to look that good, our spot is reserved My eyes just pierced the place your soul should have been. And technically, I am too. Q: What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender? We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Follow-up: If that made any sense to you, and luckily it did, then you should let me buy you a drink. · You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! A: A gingerbreadmon Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend? · Do you know karate? A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor Q: What's the only thing redheads drink? A: At least a brick gets laid. Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day? Q: How do Gingers do a high-five? Usually, more acceptable nerdy pick up lines include the law of attraction, maybe a little chemistry and even biology in some cases. Follow-up: It was totally brief. Q: Why did God invent colour blindness? Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger? Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? · Be unique and brave, say yes. Pointdexters, four-eyes, pocket-protectors, mathematicians, and Ph.
You should take into consideration though, that not all girls are into the nerd type of guy. Or are you just endorsed by Coppertone? Here is the best collection of political pick up lines, feel free to use them whenever you want because they are too cheesy and funny , but not dirty. Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? As long as your pick up lines are not about multiplying her x with your y or about hard drives and joysticks, you should be fine. Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? When you use biology, make sure to only refer to blood pressure, heart or the muscles that are responsible with smiling and zygomaticus muscles. Report as violent, gory and harmful content? Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer? We may also remove posts identifying victims of self injury if the post attacks or makes fun of them.
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. She could have been the first, but she sold it though If Monday were a person, it would be a ginger. They are both a pain in the ass. After we sleep with each other, you can have one of me and tell your friends Gingers really do. A: Someone told them to a redhead.
· Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend. Using cheesy or corny pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. Q: What book will never make a woman wet? I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Not nearly enough I saved four gingers from drowning in a lake! A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. Magic Lamp A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. We remove posts encouraging or promoting self injury, which includes suicide, cutting and eating disorders. A: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: Why do gingers burn when they go out in the sun? Gingers are a lot like anal sex. But here's my sunscreen, I use it daily. · Did you put on sunscreen today? You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? We are both like pop-tarts. I seem to have lost my phone number. Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart if you're a redhead? I'd cry too if I was ginger.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! A: When your the only ginger in the family. · Your eyes just pierced the place my soul should have been. A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three? Q: What's the difference between a shoe and a ginger? Do you know what my shirt is made of? A: A shoe has a soul. · My personality makes up for it, I promise you. There are good nerdy pick up lines and there are really bad ones.
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. A: She unties you Q: When do you call a Ginger sexy? A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch Q: What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer? · Does your watch have a second hand? How many is a brazilian? A: Wait 10 seconds I dumped my girlfriend after finding out how much she hated gingers. Q: What do extinct dinosaurs and Gingers have in common? Sorry, but you owe me a drink. The reason is the fact that most pick up lines have been created by people who were either trying to make jokes or by men who thought that charming a lady can actually be done with a more creative line. Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines Cheesy lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard.
A: You can at least ignore a blond safely. · Do you want to go ahead and plan a date in hell? But after all this I still strove for a method that is 100% effective. I can warm you up like nobody else. A: A Terrorwrist Q: What kind of beds do Gingers sleep on? · Your smile makes the morning sun want to shine. A: You can negotiate with a terrorist! Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side? We all know you're faking it.
· I'm not drunk, I'm just socially awkward and intoxicated by you. Q: What's the best thing about being Ginger? Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? Are you interested in political field, and you like to with a political figure? But if not, try to be yourself without showing her just what a big nerd you are. A: Only Gingers live there! If you're not dating a redhead, raise your hand. A: Micheal Jackson actually had sex Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Pussies are usually allergic to me. · I like your lipstick. Was you father an alien? He's a ginger so I punched him in the face and stole his lunch money S.