When I finally reached home, I walked back into the dugout, wanting to feel more heroic than I did. Last edited on Sep 02 2009. The force of the wall should allow for deeper penetration. The Electric Chair Your psychobitch girlfriend decides she wants to try something kinky, so she props your stupid naive ass up in a chair, strips you down, and ties you up. Better in her bed Fur Ball You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, a mammoth hair ball gets lodged into your throat.
Then, squat over her face and carefully place your shit hole on her lips. Davey Crockett A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Another definition is when a girl blows some other guy, and then gives you a hot sloppy kiss with some of that guy's fresh jizz still in her mouth. Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex: Cincinnati Bow Tie, Donkey Punch, Rusty Trombone, Hot Carl, Rodeo, Strawberry Shortcake. The almost purely theoretical nature of the donkey punch makes it one of the most informative euphemisms about contemporary American society. Last edited on Dec 18 2010. The donkey punches, that is.
The Ram When attacking from behind, you start ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. Don't hurt her feelings by getting grossed out though, just pretend it's extra lube. One day it'll come in handy for a talk on the birds, the bees. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. The Popcorn Trick First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date.
The goal is to push her into a wall or table. A delightful, tasty combination of her yummy meat curtains with your added cheesy topping is sure to appeal to anyone's appetite. For those of you who might be offended by this blog post, my apologies. Cleveland Steamer The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. Skiing While facing in the same direction, a girl gets between two guys and jerks them both off, thus imitating some hardcore cross-country action.
Last edited on Aug 03 2016. In the bank line or sitting at a dinner table with friends, I touch my mouth, chapped, puffy, maybe a little raw, a souvenir of our intimacy. Log in and discuss your thoughts even if you want to give us an earful. The slang: Dick Too intense? This month, we give you a rundown of the top 10 sex moves women crave in bed. Sacred kissing, a private syntax. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though.
When you finally pull out to give her money, the inside of her twat sticks to your hog. Brown Necktie You're about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags. Last edited on Dec 29 1998. Have a friend jump on her stomach, and try to catch as much stuff that comes out as you can in your mouth. With all those dirty broads out there, odds are it has happened to you. Oyster A derivation of the tea bag which is accomplished by numbing one's testicles with ice and then inserting them in a chicks mouth and letting the tramp munch on them. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick. Anything else, and you're walking on thin ice. Then you squat over her with your hands on your knees, and gently dip your nut sac in and out of her mouth in a motion similar to performing some kind of fucked up yoga exercise. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Hogging While intoxicated, high, or just plain desperate, you go searching for the fattest bitch you can find and proceed to ride her like a Harley. Dutch Treat The unexpected result of a Dutch Oven gone terribly awry. Last edited on Jun 09 1997.
She seemed decent when I was drunk but when I looked at her sober, she was so beat. Rear Admiral An absolute blast. A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer. Then lather up her armpit or any other joint you prefer , and proceed to fuck that instead. You start once again, banging a chick from behind.
Your face so close to mine. She was banging at that party! Say this: Bust or get off. Tossing Salad A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. Bang me one of those. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. Tongue and tongue and lip and tongue and, suddenly I am all twitch and pull and ache inside. Felching A gay activity which I do not condone at all.
Last edited on Feb 19 2009. Shop Vac When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package balls and all into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power. We were in a field of scrub brush on the edge of the golf course where we used to go swimming for golf balls that had been shanked into the thirteenth-hole water hazard when she and I fell and fumbled into and onto each other and my hand, somehow—bless its bony heart—found its way up to Lori's second base. Last edited on Dec 08 2011. If your pillow talk has been a bit vanilla lately, we'll teach you how to take it to the next level. Partners can be gay, lesbian or straight.