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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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Have a great day — Top-funny-jokes. Yo Mama So ugly, when she smiles, her face hurt. Use of Lots of Jokes acknowledges your acceptance to our , and. It has always been very easy for me to use some good fat jokes in my presentations. Yo Momma is So Hairy Jokes 33.

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Funny Ugly Jokes, Free Ugly Jokes, Dirty Ugly Jokes

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Yo mama so ugly, when a honey badger went to attack, he looked at her face and died. Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number. At least there's one thing good about your body. You're so ugly, people create a Jackson Pollock style painting when they spew on the floor. A lot of people have no talent! Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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Funny Ugly Jokes, Free Ugly Jokes, Dirty Ugly Jokes

ugly and fat jokes

Looking for more corny classics? What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Yo mama's so poor; when I turned out my cigarette, she asked who had turned off the heat. He goes to the dentist twice a year. You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. And for more bad but great jokes, check out these. She wanted to gain weight! Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

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The Official Comedy Central UK Site

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Yo mama is so ugly, she is a living pseudo-placenta. Yo mama is so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama is so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount. There is many and I mean huge amount fat jokes about yo mama. But Paulette takes the cake. Go ahead and enjoy yourself with these great fat jokes. Yo mama's so poor; she hands her grocery list to the garbage truck. Yo Momma Is So Poor Jokes 38.

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The Official Comedy Central UK Site

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Yo mama's face could make The Pillsbury Dough boy hop back into the cardboard tube! Yo mama so ugly that she looks like she's pissed in more sinks than she's washed in. Here is a video with 15 hilarious fat jokes. Why are you so stupid today? He needs to lighten up. Yo Momma is So Old Jokes 29. If I had a face like yours.

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Mean Jokes (Yo mama and You're so ugly)

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When she walked down the aisle with her groom, they had to walk single file. Yo momma's so ugly; she posted a picture online and it was censored immediately. Yo mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo mama so fat; she makes skittles by sitting on a rainbow. Yo mama is ugly people thinks she's yoda of star wars Yo mama is so ugly they call the day she was born, the uglypocalypse. Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. Yo mama so ugly her portraits hang themselves! Yo momma's so ugly; she was disqualified when she applied to be an extra in thriller.

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Fat Jokes

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If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? Yo momma so ugly she killed her shadow. Yo mamma is so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live. When she sits on a sofa, it goes Ooomph! I hope you liked these fat insults. You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.


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The 10 Most Offensive Fat People Jokes

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He's on a seafood diet. You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep. Yo mama so ugly yo grandma wonders how the heck she gave birth to you. You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device. But they belong to its very own category. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike. Yo mamas so ugly, she's the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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